Be Prepared for St Paddy’s Day or Drink Alone!

No worries friends! The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster would never leave you unprepared for a major holiday like St. Paddy’s Day. Put yourself in our hands and you will be ready for the wearing of the green. It is up to you whether you drink your beer green however.

To see the entire collection we designed for you just following this link:

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix/10499260

Here are some highlights:

Who can resist a charming line:

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1528564003

For a universal all outfit styles addition:

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1527933248

Button up for St. Patrick!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1520805287

And for those, who even on this day, just must let your freak flag fly, here’s a LSD hippy style shamrock. Shine on baby! Shine on!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1520254481

Top of the holiday to ya! Be safe. Not sorry.

Everyone Can Be Irish With a Little Whiskey Inside

I heard once that America has more Irish pubs than all of Ireland.  And sure we all want to be Irish on St. Patty’s Day.  Faith and begora.  Just wear this button and it’ll do the trick.

 http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1520408554

St. Paddy’s Day is Coming – Are You Ready??

Face it.  If you don’t have the perfect St. Paddy’s day t-shirt, why are you even bothering to go out.  Green beer?  I don’t think so.  Don’t put crap in a perfectly good beer.  Grab the right clothing and maybe you will even get lucky.  (And by lucky I mean someone will buy you a drink…..really…that’s all I meant….I’m not kidding….geez)

So check out this year’s designs by moi.  St. Pat’s celebrators never looked so good.

http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1520254481

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