Wait! Wait! There’s More!

In preparing for a truly unique expression of your love on Valentine’s Day there is no ‘one size fits all’. So here, for your shopping pleasure are a few more of the quirky and delightful designs by a Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster.

Do you have cute nicknames for each other? Here’s the perfect sweatshirt. Personalize it with those memorable names!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1251173706
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Is it only Puppy Love? Who can resist this adorable little furball!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.205074942
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Looking for the perfect Valentines Day earrings? Or a gift that doesn’t scream “I’m obsessed!”. These gorgeous wine red “Be Mine” earrings are perfect.

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.205077812
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Valentine’s Day is Coming Fast!

Are You Ready???

Don’t be a fool
Is the Valentine rule
Get ready now
Or be in the doghouse
BOW WOW!

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You and No Other
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Cute Devil Child Golf Balls
Keep ’em remembering when they are out on the course.
https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1483786704
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(Oh, and just in case, you aren’t ‘feeling the Valentine vibe” this year, got ya covered there too!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1475348452
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Posh Pillows for Book Lovers!

What better way to cozy up with your favorite book, than with a couch full of beautiful book cover pillows!

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Celtic Bible from 800 AD

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Kulliyat, 10th Century Book

http://members.cafepress.com/products/preview.aspx?s=30944533_13279211

 

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Edmund Dulac’s Fairy book – Look! One is escaping!

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Under the Dog Star

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The Trees of Old England

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A Journey to the North Pole

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Unser Bismarck

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Edda

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And so many more beautiful throw pillows await your visit!

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New to You and the Literate Phoenix!

Mylar balloons are a hit every time!  The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster will never let you down.  We have created bunches of balloon designs for every occasion.  Here is one of our newest designs – perfect for Mother’s Day!

http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1600787588

My Nickname Is Mom Balloon

Maybe you need one for that best bud that is always there for you:

http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1600787591

Chinchillin' With My Friends Balloon

 

April’s Fools Day is Coming!

Are you prepared?  Now remember the Stoned Hamster and Literate Phoenix’s rules for pranks:  pranks should not harm anyone or anything’ they should not embarrass or humiliate anyone.  With that in mind, everything else goes!  So here’s a little help.

Why not add outlets around the house?

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1793196303

Or add a little temptation everywhere you go.  You know everyone has to try if the sign says Wet Paint.  What about if it says this?

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1758226111

Or get that priceless double take with this on your car:

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1770544224

Or personalize a prank for your friend’s car:

 

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1758348450

Yes…the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster are hard at work finding the perfect prank for you!

Christmas is Coming…So Get Your Ho Ho Hos On!

How about a look at what the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster have designed for making this your most outrageous holiday ever!

Do you know why Santa is jolly!why_is_santa_jolly_magnet_magnets

 

http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.16076363

But is everyone jolly in Santatown?  No, no, no.

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http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.601062713

Did you know that people are not the only ones with a Santa?

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http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1606134677

Maybe all this jolly just isn’t getting you in the mood?

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http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1678479919

And of course, what Christmas tree would be complete without a Christmas weasel?  No Christmas weasel on your tree???  No problem.  Would the Phoenix and the Hamster leave you hanging…um…wait…in this case, yes.

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http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1678461364

So dive on in and find your ho ho ho this coming season.  And maybe you’ll even finally find that perfect gift for weird Aunt Edna and your strange little brother.

Yours truly, Literate Phoenix, and Stoned Hamster

 

The Literate Phoenix’s Week

(AKA It’s finally Friday!)

This week our Literate Phoenix sent designs winging there way to place like – North Carolina and Missouri where both states are looking smarter wearing our Never Trust An Atom design (spoiler alert!  We have a new version  of this design!)

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http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1485214044

While in the great state of Texas they have fallen in love with

 

And Pennsylvania?  They are decorating their cars with Breaking Bad designs and training dogs, because “Sit Happens“!

But I wanna amble down to Arkansas where they have decided “this adult thing ain’t working for them.

Oh yeah.  Before I leave you, I know you want to see the new “Don’t Trust Atoms” design.  Here t’is!

 

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Did you recognize your own home galaxy??? That’s our own precious Milky Way!  You did recognize it….didn’t you?

It’s Colon Cancer Month!

Oh wait,  colon cancer awareness month.  Right.  Sooooo? Have you been screened?  You should you know.  Unlike other cancers they know exactly what this one looks like before it becomes cancer.

Oh?  Did that get your attention?

The answer is……polyps.  Colon cancer almost always starts as a polyp.  Remove the polyp – skip the cancer.

No doubt you know one or more people who have had colon cancer.  Maybe even lost someone you love to this cancer.  Most of us have.

Here are a few ways The Literate Phoenix is trying to help grab peoples attention:

http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterspeaks.1747033137

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