Be Prepared for St Paddy’s Day or Drink Alone!

No worries friends! The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster would never leave you unprepared for a major holiday like St. Paddy’s Day. Put yourself in our hands and you will be ready for the wearing of the green. It is up to you whether you drink your beer green however.

To see the entire collection we designed for you just following this link:

Here are some highlights:

Who can resist a charming line:


For a universal all outfit styles addition:


Button up for St. Patrick!


And for those, who even on this day, just must let your freak flag fly, here’s a LSD hippy style shamrock. Shine on baby! Shine on!


Top of the holiday to ya! Be safe. Not sorry.


Wait! Wait! There’s More!

In preparing for a truly unique expression of your love on Valentine’s Day there is no ‘one size fits all’. So here, for your shopping pleasure are a few more of the quirky and delightful designs by a Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster.

Do you have cute nicknames for each other? Here’s the perfect sweatshirt. Personalize it with those memorable names!
Personalized Sweatshirt 23_350x350_Front_Color-White

Is it only Puppy Love? Who can resist this adorable little furball!
Puppy Love Valentines Pendant 485_350x350_Front_Color-NA

Looking for the perfect Valentines Day earrings? Or a gift that doesn’t scream “I’m obsessed!”. These gorgeous wine red “Be Mine” earrings are perfect.
Be Mine Earrings Dark Red 490_350x350_Front_Color-NA

Valentine’s Day is Coming Fast!

Are You Ready???

Don’t be a fool
Is the Valentine rule
Get ready now
Or be in the doghouse


You and No Other
You And No Other Pillowcase 572_350x350_Front_Color-White

Cute Devil Child Golf Balls
Keep ’em remembering when they are out on the course.
Devil Child Cute Golf Balls 692_350x350_Front_Color-White


(Oh, and just in case, you aren’t ‘feeling the Valentine vibe” this year, got ya covered there too!
Stupid Cupid Drink Glass 526_350x350_Front_Color-Clear

Posh Pillows for Book Lovers!

What better way to cozy up with your favorite book, than with a couch full of beautiful book cover pillows!


Celtic Bible from 800 AD


Kulliyat, 10th Century Book



Edmund Dulac’s Fairy book – Look! One is escaping!


Under the Dog Star


The Trees of Old England


A Journey to the North Pole


Unser Bismarck




And so many more beautiful throw pillows await your visit!


New to You and the Literate Phoenix!

Mylar balloons are a hit every time!  The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster will never let you down.  We have created bunches of balloon designs for every occasion.  Here is one of our newest designs – perfect for Mother’s Day!

My Nickname Is Mom Balloon

Maybe you need one for that best bud that is always there for you:

Chinchillin' With My Friends Balloon


April’s Fools Day is Coming!

Are you prepared?  Now remember the Stoned Hamster and Literate Phoenix’s rules for pranks:  pranks should not harm anyone or anything’ they should not embarrass or humiliate anyone.  With that in mind, everything else goes!  So here’s a little help.

Why not add outlets around the house?


Or add a little temptation everywhere you go.  You know everyone has to try if the sign says Wet Paint.  What about if it says this?


Or get that priceless double take with this on your car:


Or personalize a prank for your friend’s car:



Yes…the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster are hard at work finding the perfect prank for you!

Christmas is Coming…So Get Your Ho Ho Hos On!

How about a look at what the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster have designed for making this your most outrageous holiday ever!

Do you know why Santa is jolly!why_is_santa_jolly_magnet_magnets

But is everyone jolly in Santatown?  No, no, no.


Did you know that people are not the only ones with a Santa?


Maybe all this jolly just isn’t getting you in the mood?


And of course, what Christmas tree would be complete without a Christmas weasel?  No Christmas weasel on your tree???  No problem.  Would the Phoenix and the Hamster leave you hanging…um…wait…in this case, yes.


So dive on in and find your ho ho ho this coming season.  And maybe you’ll even finally find that perfect gift for weird Aunt Edna and your strange little brother.

Yours truly, Literate Phoenix, and Stoned Hamster


The Literate Phoenix’s Week

(AKA It’s finally Friday!)

This week our Literate Phoenix sent designs winging there way to place like – North Carolina and Missouri where both states are looking smarter wearing our Never Trust An Atom design (spoiler alert!  We have a new version  of this design!)


While in the great state of Texas they have fallen in love with


And Pennsylvania?  They are decorating their cars with Breaking Bad designs and training dogs, because “Sit Happens“!

But I wanna amble down to Arkansas where they have decided “this adult thing ain’t working for them.

Oh yeah.  Before I leave you, I know you want to see the new “Don’t Trust Atoms” design.  Here t’is!


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Did you recognize your own home galaxy??? That’s our own precious Milky Way!  You did recognize it….didn’t you?