Perfect Glass of Beer

The Literate Phoenix has designed perfect glasses for that cold cool beer. Here is a peek at some of them!

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Check them all out!

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Beach Time! is Coming!

Spring is right around the corner! Can the beach be far behind? A unique towel will be easier to spot when heading back from the waves!

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Get your Clownfish towel right here!

Personalize your waves!
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Bring a fine french beach towel and some fine French wine!
French beach towel

A little great art can make for the perfect day at the beach!
Great Art Sailing Ship towel

Every little girl loves bunnies!
Bunny beach towel

Who doesn’t love a Renn Faire!
Personalized Medieval towel

Life is a B-ach!
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Theese and many more unique, funny, and gorgeous beach towels!

Be Prepared for St Paddy’s Day or Drink Alone!

No worries friends! The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster would never leave you unprepared for a major holiday like St. Paddy’s Day. Put yourself in our hands and you will be ready for the wearing of the green. It is up to you whether you drink your beer green however.

To see the entire collection we designed for you just following this link:

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix/10499260

Here are some highlights:

Who can resist a charming line:

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https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1528564003

For a universal all outfit styles addition:

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https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1527933248

Button up for St. Patrick!

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https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1520805287

And for those, who even on this day, just must let your freak flag fly, here’s a LSD hippy style shamrock. Shine on baby! Shine on!

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https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1520254481

Top of the holiday to ya! Be safe. Not sorry.

Wait! Wait! There’s More!

In preparing for a truly unique expression of your love on Valentine’s Day there is no ‘one size fits all’. So here, for your shopping pleasure are a few more of the quirky and delightful designs by a Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster.

Do you have cute nicknames for each other? Here’s the perfect sweatshirt. Personalize it with those memorable names!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1251173706
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Is it only Puppy Love? Who can resist this adorable little furball!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.205074942
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Looking for the perfect Valentines Day earrings? Or a gift that doesn’t scream “I’m obsessed!”. These gorgeous wine red “Be Mine” earrings are perfect.

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.205077812
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Valentine’s Day is Coming Fast!

Are You Ready???

Don’t be a fool
Is the Valentine rule
Get ready now
Or be in the doghouse
BOW WOW!

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You and No Other
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https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1483795231
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Cute Devil Child Golf Balls
Keep ’em remembering when they are out on the course.
https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1483786704
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(Oh, and just in case, you aren’t ‘feeling the Valentine vibe” this year, got ya covered there too!

https://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1475348452
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Posh Pillows for Book Lovers!

What better way to cozy up with your favorite book, than with a couch full of beautiful book cover pillows!

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Celtic Bible from 800 AD

http://members.cafepress.com/products/preview.aspx?s=30944533_13279211

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Kulliyat, 10th Century Book

http://members.cafepress.com/products/preview.aspx?s=30944533_13279211

 

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Edmund Dulac’s Fairy book – Look! One is escaping!

http://members.cafepress.com/products/preview.aspx?s=30944533_13279211

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Under the Dog Star

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The Trees of Old England

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A Journey to the North Pole

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Unser Bismarck

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Edda

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And so many more beautiful throw pillows await your visit!

http://members.cafepress.com/products/preview.aspx?s=30944533_13279211

 

New to You and the Literate Phoenix!

Mylar balloons are a hit every time!  The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster will never let you down.  We have created bunches of balloon designs for every occasion.  Here is one of our newest designs – perfect for Mother’s Day!

http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1600787588

My Nickname Is Mom Balloon

Maybe you need one for that best bud that is always there for you:

http://www.cafepress.com/literatephoenix.1600787591

Chinchillin' With My Friends Balloon

 

April’s Fools Day is Coming!

Are you prepared?  Now remember the Stoned Hamster and Literate Phoenix’s rules for pranks:  pranks should not harm anyone or anything’ they should not embarrass or humiliate anyone.  With that in mind, everything else goes!  So here’s a little help.

Why not add outlets around the house?

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1793196303

Or add a little temptation everywhere you go.  You know everyone has to try if the sign says Wet Paint.  What about if it says this?

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1758226111

Or get that priceless double take with this on your car:

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1770544224

Or personalize a prank for your friend’s car:

 

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http://www.cafepress.com/stonedhamsterpranks.1758348450

Yes…the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster are hard at work finding the perfect prank for you!