No worries friends! The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster would never leave you unprepared for a major holiday like St. Paddy’s Day. Put yourself in our hands and you will be ready for the wearing of the green. It is up to you whether you drink your beer green however.
To see the entire collection we designed for you just following this link:
Here are some highlights:
Who can resist a charming line:
For a universal all outfit styles addition:
Button up for St. Patrick!
And for those, who even on this day, just must let your freak flag fly, here’s a LSD hippy style shamrock. Shine on baby! Shine on!
Top of the holiday to ya! Be safe. Not sorry.
In preparing for a truly unique expression of your love on Valentine’s Day there is no ‘one size fits all’. So here, for your shopping pleasure are a few more of the quirky and delightful designs by a Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster.
Do you have cute nicknames for each other? Here’s the perfect sweatshirt. Personalize it with those memorable names!
Is it only Puppy Love? Who can resist this adorable little furball!
Looking for the perfect Valentines Day earrings? Or a gift that doesn’t scream “I’m obsessed!”. These gorgeous wine red “Be Mine” earrings are perfect.
Are You Ready???
Don’t be a fool
Is the Valentine rule
Get ready now
Or be in the doghouse
You and No Other
Cute Devil Child Golf Balls
Keep ’em remembering when they are out on the course.
(Oh, and just in case, you aren’t ‘feeling the Valentine vibe” this year, got ya covered there too!
Some of the most beautiful and precious art is vintage prints of children.
Mylar balloons are a hit every time! The Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster will never let you down. We have created bunches of balloon designs for every occasion. Here is one of our newest designs – perfect for Mother’s Day!
Maybe you need one for that best bud that is always there for you:
Are you prepared? Now remember the Stoned Hamster and Literate Phoenix’s rules for pranks: pranks should not harm anyone or anything’ they should not embarrass or humiliate anyone. With that in mind, everything else goes! So here’s a little help.
Why not add outlets around the house?
Or add a little temptation everywhere you go. You know everyone has to try if the sign says Wet Paint. What about if it says this?
Or get that priceless double take with this on your car:
Or personalize a prank for your friend’s car:
Yes…the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster are hard at work finding the perfect prank for you!
How about a look at what the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster have designed for making this your most outrageous holiday ever! Do you know why Santa is jolly! But is everyone jolly in…
Source: Christmas is Coming…So Get Your Ho Ho Hos On!
How about a look at what the Literate Phoenix and the Stoned Hamster have designed for making this your most outrageous holiday ever!
Do you know why Santa is jolly!
But is everyone jolly in Santatown? No, no, no.
Did you know that people are not the only ones with a Santa?
Maybe all this jolly just isn’t getting you in the mood?
And of course, what Christmas tree would be complete without a Christmas weasel? No Christmas weasel on your tree??? No problem. Would the Phoenix and the Hamster leave you hanging…um…wait…in this case, yes.
So dive on in and find your ho ho ho this coming season. And maybe you’ll even finally find that perfect gift for weird Aunt Edna and your strange little brother.
Yours truly, Literate Phoenix, and Stoned Hamster
(AKA It’s finally Friday!)
This week our Literate Phoenix sent designs winging there way to place like – North Carolina and Missouri where both states are looking smarter wearing our Never Trust An Atom design (spoiler alert! We have a new version of this design!)
While in the great state of Texas they have fallen in love with
And Pennsylvania? They are decorating their cars with Breaking Bad designs and training dogs, because “Sit Happens“!
But I wanna amble down to Arkansas where they have decided “this adult thing ain’t working for them.”
Oh yeah. Before I leave you, I know you want to see the new “Don’t Trust Atoms” design. Here t’is!
Did you recognize your own home galaxy??? That’s our own precious Milky Way! You did recognize it….didn’t you?